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by nazekatanakahan

ロケット風船

この風船を車に付けて走り回りたいのはワシだけじゃないはず。

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想像するにこうなりますね。

警察官:「田中はん、何故怪しい風船を付けて走っているんですか」
田中はん:「風船?あれはホンマもんや思いましたわ」

いやいや。方言を使っては罰金確実。こうしよう:

警察官:「田中はん、何故怪しい風船を付けて走っているんですか」
田中はん:"I'm an American citizen! What do you think you're trying to do to me! I have my rights! What are you trying to say? I don't understand a word you're saying! I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: 'We hold these truths to be self-evident: that all men are created equal.' I have a dream that one day on the red hills of Georgia the sons of former slaves and the sons of former slaveowners will be able to sit down together at a table of brotherhood. I have a dream that one day even the state of Mississippi, a desert state, sweltering with the heat of injustice and oppression, will be transformed into an oasis of freedom and justice. I have a dream that my four children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their character. I have a dream today..."

これで大丈夫やわ。
[PR]
by nazekatanakahan | 2005-02-13 12:39 | 田中はんのほざき